Blood, guts and brand new booty!

Ask yourself not "Who would want to dress their boyfriend up like this?", but "Who wouldn't?"...

Hello all, how are we all doing? I had a very busy weekend, and it was lovely!

I headed along to the super King's Arms Tavern for a super Collapsing Cities album release on Friday, and danced on the stage, made inappropriate comments about blue skinny jeans, and posed for one of the most hideous pictures I've even been in, huzzah!

Saturday night I attended a "God Bless America" themed party on Saturday; I was Pocahontas and m'Graham was Patrick Bateman: American Psycho. Building my outfit from scratch was fun, but flicking red dye/cornflour/water fake blood all over a suited-up, rain-ponchoed Graham was definitely a highlight! Pictures soon, I promise- I'm just saving them up to do a dress-up blog post soon, complete with our Revenge of the Nerds Prom and Very Merry Un-21st photos, which are happening over the next two weekends!

Anyway, as you can imagine, yesterday was spent on the couch, eating chips and watching the Home and Away omnibus. You know it's been a good night when you're stuck with the Home and Away omnibus.

Then last night? I had to drag my hungover, full-of-chips-and-toast-and-candy ass to roller derby practice, where I did parts 1-3 of the all-important skills test, which will enable me to join a team. Twenty laps in five minutes? Five laps in one minute? Not as easy as I would have expected. Here's hoping I cane the second part this Sunday, and that I'm in better shape than last night!

Anyway, check out these new peachies, just added to the Trade Me Store!